When i have a kid, im going to force them to drink like 10 beers and have them puke their brains out because since homecoming i cant even look at beer
- Television: In the criminal justice system--
- Me: SEXUALLY-BASED DEFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
I found a new hobby.
Want to ruin some friendships this weekend?
(via foremmaforeveralone)
tomorrow i get to start my job training some little girl for soccer
and sunday i get to see the USWNT play
R.I.P. 2002-2006
(via alvaromorata)
- tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
- tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
- tyra banks: and they're all of me
- tyra banks: lol
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i hate it when i cant even explain how im feeling
A haiku about getting out of bed
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